Engrish!

I came across this paragraph looking for Sega Saturn controllers. I love Engrish and this made me smile.

To my valued customerIf you have any problem when you received the item, please feel free to contact us first. We are responsible seller. We will try our best to help and fix your problem for sure. Your feedback is very important to our store. They are always the valuable suggestions to improve our service better and better. Wish you shopping pleasure!