Showing posts with label Leigh Anne. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Leigh Anne. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

The Arduous Things Andrew Must Endure…

Two weeks ago, Rebecca had told me she would be on vacation this visit for my injection. She had told me not to fret as the other nurses would take good care of me. I had forgotten and my hopes sunk to the floor when Dee Dee informed me that it would be awhile before a nurse came available. The lobby soon began to fill up making me nervous – all of these coughing, sniffling, sickly people.

“Rebecca won’t let you get your seat warm before she calls you back,” Dee Dee told me with a smile and a chuckle.

I laughed back weakly in agreement.

“Rebecca spoils me rotten,” I told Dee Dee in response.

The nurse practitioner in residence, Leigh Anne, finally stuck her head out the office door and welcomed me back. Leigh Anne is so very sweet and wanted me to be and feel comfortable. She’s only administered my injection one time before.

“I promise I won’t hurt you,” she told me with a warm but worried smile.

You could see the worry furrows in her forehead form. 

“I’m fine,” I promised her. “I’ve been doing this for ten years.”

They always try to use the short needle and are surprised when I insist on the 3 inch needle.

“The short one is for the deltoid muscle,” I told her. “The longest one is for the gluteal muscle.”

“We need to get that medicine deep as we can into my butt muscle,” I then told her in layman terms.

“What took you so long?” my father asked upon my arrival back at the pharmacy. “I was beginning to worry you drove back home and got back in the bed.”

“I had to wait in the lobby for 30 minutes,” I replied to my father. “Rebecca is on vacation.”

“I was about to call down there and see what was happening,” my father said dotingly.

The Hard Sell…

Dad and I both spent $95 dollars on our groceries last night. I spent $10 dollars on chicken salad alone. I also spent $5 more dollars on that decadently delicious Qui French style yogurt. My biggest expense was car care products as I washed my car the other day and I wanted it to look nice. Tire slick, trim finish, etc.

“I can’t say anything to you about it as I am just as bad in what I spent,” my father told me consoling me about the lofty price.

“Damn,” I said as we escaped the jaws of Kroger. “I forgot my journal writing sodas.”

“Here’s $5,” my father told me. “Go through self checkout and buy them really quick.”

We were headed to our cars when a strange, rail thin black fellow with a wandering eye approached us.

“Excuse me sir!” he kept saying as we kept walking. “Excuse me!”

He hit my father up for $20 dollars very aggressively and menacingly getting right in his face.

“I just want a sandwich from the deli and a soda,” he told us.

“First, back away from me. Let me finish loading my groceries into my car and I will go buy you a sandwich and a drink,” my father told him.

Well, he didn’t like that one bit and just walked off without saying one more thing.

Friday, April 07, 2017

More Gracious Extra Miles and Beyond...


Leigh Anne, the nurse practitioner at Kamath Medical, called me late yesterday afternoon around five. It surprised and scared me at first. Was something wrong? I almost didn't answer the phone due to my damnable phone phobias. I was relieved when it was Leigh Anne's svelte voice on the other end of the line.

"How are you feeling?" she asked me very inquisitively and sympathetically.

"I am fine, except for some pretty hefty drowsiness," I told Leigh Anne. "But my injection always does that."

"I just wanted to check on you and hoped to find things okay," She said. "That has to be the biggest needle I've encountered in my medical career."

"Thank you so much for calling Leigh Anne," I told her very sincerely. "You just made me smile!"

Now With 75% More Meat...

In my mind's eye, I can conjure up images of vegetarians and vegans cringing in sheer disgust and protest. 

That's what it said on the bag of Purina One Pure Instinct...It wasn't a very big bag, but it cost $14.99.

"Let's try a bag and mix things up a bit," I told myself. "I hope Maggie will eat venison and turkey. Maggie's been eating the lamb and rice formula for years."

Well, Maggie scarfed down a bowl of the stuff like she was starving and just loves the change.

Thursday, April 06, 2017

L-E-I-G-H A-N-N-E

My first stop was the pharmacy to get my injection. My father looked wild eyed as I entered.

"Son, I forgot all about your injection!" my father said fervently.

"Rebecca's on vacation so I am administering your injection the morning," an unfamiliar and never before seen nurse said.

She was mighty cute, but totally unfamiliar and I gulped hard at her revelation.

Oh Dearest God! Have Mercy On My Soul!

Did I tell you I had no tolerance for ineptitude or shenanigans this morning?

I slumped deeply into my leather backed chair about the inevitable forthcoming disaster. Then Leigh Anne, the nurse practitioner, entered the examining room. I immediately perked up and my dour mood and demeanor brightened. It was so good to see her beaming and smiling face as she is about one of the most pleasant and kindest nurses I've ever encountered. Rebecca notwithstanding mind you. Leigh Anne also has boundless energy and a knack for making mountains into molehills.

So relief must be on the way? I hope so. I was so out of it this morning that I could barely speak and enunciate any words. I also had one of my more acute cotton mouths I've ever experienced as well.

"Sweetie," Pat said as I walked out of the examining room. "I've got your next appointment all set up and ready."

I told the girls that I would see them again in two weeks.