"Dad? I don't know if you've left the pharmacy yet, but will you bring me something for heartburn? I am having a terrible time with heartburn tonight. It is driving me crazy!"
"Boy, was I mad as hell at you last night. I could've pickled your goat I was so mad. I love you too much to stay mad at you though. Love you and I will see you tonight."
My phone rings with my father laughing loudly...
"You said you could've pickled my goat?" dad asked laughing hysterically. "I love you son. I had fallen sound asleep in my recliner with my pussy in my lap! Our lights were out! I will bring you some Tums and some Prilosec."
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