The Androgynous One…

You might have remembered me talk awhile back about a clerk at Circle K that was androgynous – you couldn’t tell if they were a man or a woman.  We had a new clerk tonight and she/he was even more androgynous.  He/She sported a short man’s bowl haircut and was so rotund I couldn’t tell if he/she had breasts or was just overweight and had man boobs.  

Yes, I drove back down there and got my second drink of the night. I’m smitten with the stuff – crack in a cup.  “It’s the ginseng and elderberry,” I keep telling myself.

“See you later,” I told the androgynous one as I placed my change on the counter.  

I saw him/her leave the store to start sweeping the parking lot. The Police were starting to arrive to gas up their patrol cars for the first shift as well.

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Collegiate Football Frenzy…

Today is the much vaunted and ballyhooed Alabama vs. Auburn game – the biggest game of the year for my father and brother. Whomever wins this game has bragging rights for the rest of the year.  The game starts at 3:30pm eastern time.  It will be interesting how my father handles medications once again.  I am praying Charlie brings them before taking Horsefly to the movies.  That will be around 4:00pm and just perfect. I can catch a nap after the medications take effect in an hour.  I will then be set for the night.