Well I'll Be a Hot Tamale...

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"Andrew, this is your momma," my mother said over the phone. "Don't forget I am bringing your Mexican meal tonight. Do you still want the chicken fajitas?"

"Yes ma'am," I replied. "I appreciate you doing this every Tuesday,"

I had forgotten about our Tuesday Mexican treat and it was a nice surprise.

"I am bringing you your diet Cokes as well," mom said. "Do you want any cigarettes?"

Well, this just kept getting better and better. I've actually been able to quit smoking again and told mom she better not bring the smokes lest I succumb to their wily ways yet once again.