Oh Dear! The Mormons are Here!

Maggie started to bark apeshit bananas. I looked out the window and said "Oh shit!" myself. The Mormons were here. I called my father.

"Dad? The Mormons are knocking on my door!" I told him. "What should I do?"

"Hide in the bedroom and Maggie will chase them off," he replied.

We both burst out laughing. Soon, they were on their way. Poor George. He was getting hit next. Knowing George's gruff nature, he didn't give them the time of day.

Well, it took Maggie 30 minutes to quit barking viciously. By this time she was outside and barking. I heard George tell her to "Hush!!!" as he sat in his car and smoked a cigarette.