"He forgot to take his phone with him," Janice explained. "He's off to a very late start this morning. I am hungry for a biscuit as well. "
I was just glad he was okay. My vivid imagination conjured up car wrecks and severe illnesses.
Soon, I heard Maggie start yelping gleefully as Charlie pulled up to the curb.
"The biscuit man is running late," Charlie said as I met him halfway across my front lawn.
"It is cold as shit out here and you are wearing shorts and a t-shirt," I told Charlie chuckling.
"What do you want for supper?" Charlie then asked me.
"My usual chicken pot pie fill-up and don't forget or eat my cookie!" I exclaimed.
"I am going to start calling you the cookie monster," Charlie said smiling as he was getting into his car.
I just have gotten a call from a WOW! customer service representative. I asked him what was causing the holdup and he said he just got the "work order" this morning. He was going to try his best to fulfill my wishes. I explained to him that I no longer want cable (this always stymies them). I want the 500 Mbps internet with voice over IP instead of a traditional phone.
"Do you want to rent the equipment from us?" he asked.
"Yes," I replied.
"I am going to call you tomorrow and set up a time to exchange your modem," he said. "What will be a good time?"
"As early as possible," I told him. "I will be here all day."
Getting that modem changed is the key to my master plan. Then, I will have much faster internet.