Mr. Bombastic...

I am all duded up as my dear great aunt, Annie Mae, would often say about a well-dressed man. I am shined to a spit and polish. My father says I usually look like a homeless man in my regular attire and he cringes when we go out in public. Well, I just took a shower, blow dried my hair and donned the nicest clothes in the house for tonight's grocery shopping sojourn. My father's jaw is going to drop to the floor when he sees me tonight.