Thursday, October 22, 2015

Honey, is this Gonna Hurt?

rc_injection chartI had a new nurse practitioner this morning. I can’t even remember her name. It kind of miffed me because Rebecca and Adia have been administering my injections for years. 

She was very enthusiastic, polite, and friendly.  She had jet black hair and looked like she was in her late fifties or early sixties. I am certain that she’s stolen quite a few hearts and the affections of a few guys over the years.

“This needle is huge,” she said to me before she said big prick. “Honey, does it hurt?”

“You’re fine,” I told her. “I’ve been getting this injection for so long it doesn’t bother me and it rarely hurts anymore.”

I can imagine my ass cheeks being pockmarked like the surface of the moon, though. 

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