Sir:
Your father buys you and allows you to smoke Swisher Sweets now? That is surprising but nice of him. You say you don't inhale? Why not? They are very smooth and potent! A creamy, pleasantly chalky feel. What brought about the change in your dad about smoking?
Andrew Replies...
Pipe, he only buys them every now and then as a surprise treat. The saying "I don't inhale" was a joke I was trying to impart about President Clinton when he said he didn't inhale when it concerned marijuana. Dad read an article about schizophrenics having a high rate of smoking in their midst and how it helps calm the brain amoungst such individuals. Dad was hoping the nicotine would soothe what ails me.
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Sir:
Well, I think it is grand that your father is willing to grant you that small gift. It seems you have of late had little to no choices in your day-to-day life, which feels sad to me. Your father giving you the opportunity for this even small choice does not always seem to be in his nature to grant.
I hope that you will greatly enjoy each Swisher Sweet you are given. Sometimes it can help a man feel more of himself in life.
PipeTobacco
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